Central Casting

Published:June 22, 2012 by Brendan Wolfe

The blog wellitsafunnystory imagines the current University of Virginia imbroglio as a film. Hilary Swank (as Rector Helen Dragas), Melissa McCarthy (as President Teresa Sullivan), and Chevy Chase (as former president John Casteen) all have starring roles. But the site does not, for obvious reasons, cast King George VI of Great Britain as former vice rector Mark Kington. You’ll have to click through to see who gets that role.